Living Alone - Yay or Nay?

I mostly love living alone until:

1. Something breaks.

2. I have to put something together (such as the desk my laptop is on right now because I have no confidence in my ability to do these types of things).

3. My dark fears come to the surface and there's nobody around to rub my back and play with my hair and tell me everything's going to be just fine.

4. I get sick and I have to make my own meals and clean my own dishes and make my own bed and there's nobody around to rub my back and play with my hair and tell me everything's going to be just fine (lol).

5. I wish I had someone to talk to even though the odds are they'd only be paying attention half the time anyway.

6. I have to carry all my groceries myself.

7. I have nobody to take me or pick me up from car repairs or certain doctor visits.

8. I want to fool around and there's nobody to fool around with (no guarantees anyway, right?).

But then I really love living alone when:

1. I can eat all of my meals exactly when I want to.

2. I can have as many frozen dinners or sandwiches or potato chips as I wish without anyone suffering the consequences or judging me.

3. I have the whole bed to myself with the only person snoring being me.

4. I can stream whatever I want when I want without having to compromise or worry about disturbing someone.

5. I can talk on the phone for as long as I wish without anyone listening or judging my conversation or feeling left out.

6. I can read or write without having to listen to anyone's background noise (tv, music, phone, etc.)

7. I have no cares about how I look because there's nobody around to see (although I try not to look in any mirrors).

8. I can go to bed and wake up whenever I want because I'm disturbing absolutely nobody.

Please add your own yay(s) or nay(s) in an email to me. This will be fun.

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